在日常学习、工作或生活中，大家总免不了要接触或使用语录吧，语录具有篇幅简短，语言精练的特点。还苦于找不到优秀的语录？以下是小编收集整理的，希望能够帮助到大家。

经典搞笑英语语录

How are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你?

You don't bird me,I don't bird you.

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together .

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上

Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

What is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!

什么是IMU3.0?IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具!

You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住!

Know is know noknow is noknow.

知之为知之，不知为不知…

WATCH SISTER

表妹

American Chinese not enough

美中不足

heart flower angry open

心花怒放

go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条。

I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

You have two down son。

你有两下子。

as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远!!!!